Alice Cooper, Amusing, Blood, Concerts, Lemmy, Lemmy Kilmister, Music, Nostalgia, Rock Music
In an earlier post, I mentioned that the most famous person ever to speak to me was Lemmy from Motorhead. I didn’t explain the situation, cause I’m a bad man, but a few of you have asked. So, here it is.
The story takes place at an Alice Cooper concert in Vegas. This was my 3rd time seeing Cooper in concert, but this time it was from the 3rd row very near the center. Motorhead was one of two warm-up bands. I think the other was Faster Pussycat, but I can’t remember exactly. I do remember Motorhead. I wasn’t really a fan at the time, but I remember they came out and Lemmy says; “Good evening!”
…and the audience roars a bit. Lemmy wasn’t happy with this, so he says; “I said fucking good evening!”
…which kinda scared me.
This time the audience gave a respectable cheer. I always thought it was at least partially out of fear, cause that raspy voice and Lemmy’s demeanor suggested we all better say ‘good evening’ or he’d come out into the audience and teach us good manners one at a time. Anyway, he got his response and the band commenced rockitation.
…which was the first time I began to think I might like their music.
The other band was meh.
Along comes Cooper, and I love Alice Cooper. It had been a long time since Cooper had done an album I liked, but no matter! I love his early stuff enough to sit through a dozen Teenage Frankensteins if it means I get to hear just one Generation Landslide. So, I’m diggin’ it, and I’m especially diggin’ the good seats.
The thing is, I’m not real physically demonstrative, so I just stood there. I was loving it, but I just stood there, as did a friend of mine, also a big fan of Cooper. Now this is a problem because Alice likes to rally the fans and get them pumping their fists. He would come along with his cane and get everyone in the front seats cheering and pumping away. Then he’d move down a bit and do the same to the nearby seats. I’m pretty sure that he noticed my friend and I just standing there, and I could swear he spent a few extra moments in our area trying to get us to join the action. Nuthin doin’. We were enjoying the show. We just didn’t do the fist pumping thing.
No, I don’t dance either.
So anyway, as the Cooper show is ending he brings out two great big black balloons and floats them out over the audience. The audience grabs them and rips them apart. Confetti spills out all over everyone. I’m thinking I’ve seen him do this before, and sure enough, he does a second round of black balloons. These produce a kind of smoke effect when people tear them apart. Now, I know there is a third round of balloons coming, but I can’t remember what’s in the balloons this time. I’m still trying to remember it when Alice comes right to the edge of the stage just in front of my section. He shouts something; “who wants…” I couldn’t hear the last word, but no matter. I was quite surprised to find my stick-in-the-mud self shouting ‘yeah’ at the top of my lungs and lunging my fists forward with enthusiasm. I swear Cooper looked at me and I could practically hear him thinking; “I finally got that lazy fucker in the 3rd row to do something.” He looks right at me and floats the balloon straight to me. I grab it. People on every side of me grab it. And I’m still trying to remember what it was that was in the third round of balloons as everyone rips the damn thing apart.
As soon as the warm liquid splattered all over my face I remembered that it was blood, fake blood to be sure, but close enough to make me look good and frightful. I was thoroughly drenched in the stuff.
…and loved it!
I was still hanging out after the show when Lemmy walks by with a couple guys, looks at me and says; “covered in fucking blood eh?”
The hardest part of the whole evening was sneaking into the house without giving my mother a heart attack.
Erika Gardner said:
A great memory- just shared it to FB and Twitter. I have a lot of friends who would love this piece. Thanks for sharing!
I have been to Motorhead shows that started off EXACTLY as described here. Good times. But I never got drenched by blood at any of Cooper’s- laughs!
Thank you Erica.
I have a picture of my husband looking not so different. He’s also a Motörhead fan. (There, having a German keyboard means I can type Umlaute) 😁
Ha! I saw the picture over on Twitter. Ah, the old days!!!
(Your umlautery is most impressive.)
Do you think Lemmy wöuld be impressed with my umlautery? 😁
I guess we are all glad that it was fake blood… back then you just never knew… Ozzy and the dove comes to mind… My husband is huge Alice Cooper fan also, will be sharing this story with him too!
Heh, thank you Joly. I hope your husband likes the story.
Skyscapes for the Soul said:
ROFL…. and “The hardest part of the whole evening was sneaking into the house without giving my mother a heart attack.” was the best punchline!
I was seriously worried about that. She’s a nightowl.
Adventures in Kevin's World said:
HAHAHA! This made me laugh, thank you. Schooled by Alice Cooper….
Reblogged this on Still Another Writer's Blog.
Awesome! Thank you for the reblog Grandtrines.
Great story! The ending kept me laughing awhile. Myself and with no doubt many others, tried not to give our mothers heartattacks coming home from concerts and god knows what.☺
Ray Laskowitz said:
That’s a cool story. Thanks for stopping by Storyteller. — Ray