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Alaska, Arctic, atheism, Massage, Northyness, Tacos, Tropical Fish
So why “northierthanthou?” The simple truth is that “The Village Atheist” is taken. I had lots of ideas for that theme, but some bastard beat me to it. Short of sending the goons, I have to come up with something different. I suppose “Dan’s Authentic Tacoria and Massage Emporium” is probably available, but I’m not feeling particularly zany today. …might opt for this to that later.
And I really do want to start a business with that name. …Might make it a tropical fish shop.
Anyway, it’s “northierthathou” for the indefinite future, and I will say that this title does have the virtue of being true. As a resident of Barrow, Alaska, I think I can honestly say that I am a lot Northier than the majority of my readers will be, and I takes my comparative virtues where I finds them. So, yes dear reader, with few exceptions I think it is safe to say that I am Northier than you. You may think yourself smarter than me, and perhaps you will be right. You may consider yourself better informed, smarter, or even kinder than I am. And in all those areas, I’ll grant you the case is often easily made. But when it comes to Northity, dammit, I have that all over the lot of you. I really don’t mean to lord it over the Northy-deficient, but well, …actually, yes I do. Try not to let it get you down folks. Let’s all just acknowledge my superior Northitude and get on with it.
Not sure how you found my blog Daniel, yet I am glad that you did. Great writing and I know that you are smarter and definitely more northier. 😉
Well anyone smart enough to recommend eating flowers is alright by me. (It was a food search that brought me to you. …I must often live vicariously through others in that regard.) Thank you for your kind words.
😉 This is one reason why I love blogging…interesting folks sharing lives. Many of us live vicariously! Just think how green this is? Shrinking the carbon footprint!
Interesting read
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Now I am going away to do my breakfast, later than having my breakfast coming yet again to read additional news.