Charlie Sheen, GOP, Government Shut-down, Hypocrisy, Obamacare, Politics, Rand Paul, Randy Neugebauer, Todd Rokita
That’s right Charlie, you’ve been replaced by the great Libertarian Hope, Rand Paul. Sources have it that Paul is working on bringing the parties together and working out a deal on the government shutdown thing. I know, I know, this shutdown hasn’t personally hurt Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh, so it’s all canned corn on a Tuesday, but bear with me here, because I herar that somebody somewhere might actually be a little more month-to-month than a highly successful carnival barker. So, give peace a chance eh?
Course Paul is also looking forward to winning the whole conflict.
Now ordinary folks might think that was a contradiction of sorts, or at least an ill-timed loss of good publicity, from Politico no less! You might think the devil is in the details here, something about which parties Paul was trying to bring together, but folks only get that impression because they are using the wrong kinda logic. If you think about it, making peace with your enemies and beating them at the same time is pure fricking win! Seriously, how on earth do you beat that? Making peace and vanquishing your enemies at one and the same time. It’s absolutely win, I tell you. In fact it’s the kind of win worthy of you know who?
But only when he’s in his manic phase.
Which is sorta where some people have been for a long time now, Just ask Michelle, Glenn, and Sarah. These folks will find their depressive moments in another life, or lives, so to speak. …preferably those of other people. But seriously, I’m not even sure that the Sheen-meister himself could wrap his mind around the full genius of the tea-minded people and their leaderlings, at least not without a good supply of coke and a few hot girlfriends. He might just have to take drastic measures to help us find a wisp of wisdom in this cloud of swamp gas.
But Hell, Randy Neugebauer can dig it right now. Neugebauer can take a rainbow, mix it up with love and make the whole world take the blame. …or at least one low-level employee.
I know what you’re thinking; it’s politics right? And politics ain’t fun, and politics means everyone is dirty, or at least all of them folks that do politics, ad care about politics, and certainly those idiots that think it matters what side you are on, because who can be damned if it’s worth sorting Jack from Jill or pie from a pill? Cause screw the lot of them right?
Y’all just don’t appreciate genuine super-hero powers when you see them. A man of Neugebauer’s brilliance could wash his hands of anything. Hell, he could probably fix Fukashima. Radiation? Bah! Let him hold a press-conference in an arcade, and the the whole world’s goat will be good and scaped at the price of a few glow-in-the-dark teenagers.
Damned kids anyway!
That’s two Vatican Assassins if you’re counting, and no, Charlie ain’t one of them, not right now, or so I’m told. He ain’t two either, but I hear tell he might be better than bunting on a good gumbo day. You just gotta know how to listen with your nose, I tell you. The whole tune sounds just like apple pie cooling in a window, at least it would if you talk to the right red district representative. So, don’t be discouraged folks. Just let this good bunko-billy mansplain it to ya!
Still don’t understand?
Well you’re very pretty, but honey, you just ain’t a Vatican Assassin.
We are in desperate need of you Charlie.
Please help us to understand!
I hope the shutdown’s not directly affecting you.
Norbert Haupt said:
Isn’t it funny how we all hope the shutdown isn’t directly affecting us?
i would gladly return to the pre great society standards of limited government. People that see people as the problem while simultaneously ignoring the effects of micromanagement from government, are doomed to oppression.
Rand Paul seems to accept this logic. If we had sheen promoting equality, constitutional justice, and national sovereignty. His career would be over and you wouldn’t use him for example.
Stacy Alexander, Writer/Artist said:
$24 billion later…..
Seriously – are you okay? I know you post irregularly and your classes should have started by now, but still… I’m ever so slightly concerned.
You are very sweet to be concerned. I am okay, honestly. I am just having a hard time balancing work with bloggination right now. I fell so far behind when I got back, and I haven’t been able to settle into a schedule. It’s odd too, now that I’m out of the habit, I find it’s much harder to bang out a quick post. A bit like working out, I suppose. If you don’t keep at it, you sort of lose the touch. At least I have. Hopefully I’ll get my mojo back though. How have you been?
Glad you’re okay. I didn’t mean to bother you, but I know that a lot of programs for native tribes are federally funded and with the shutdown and everything-
You’re right, blogging comes more easily when you do it regularly. I’m fine, traveling at the moment so there’s a disproportionate number of photo posts and drawing.
*Bear Shannon* said:
Ron and Rand are puppets of the capitalist elite. Only in America do we have righties and teabaggers who redefine Libertarian. 🙂
Peace ~ Bear
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Great post, and I think you’re getting right back into the swing of things. The govt. is another story though. If we would all just leave the planet for the republican party, maybe the place would be better for them.