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After much practice, I finally graduated from the use of a cell-phone, but to be honest the setting on my camera is pretty much stuck on ‘Auto’.

Northiness Finds a Photo Filter

10 Thursday Mar 2016

Posted by danielwalldammit in Alaska, Bad Photography

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Alaska, Anchorage, Barrow, Instagram, Nature, North Slope, Photography, Photos, Pictures

IMG_20151012_115503There is a reason I put my picture posts for this blog in the category of “Bad Photography.” I really don’t know what I’m doing. I started taking pictures when I realized I lived in a place full of amazing sights I am very lucky to witness. As I’ve traveled more, I’ve found even more reasons to take pictures. What I haven’t done is learn enough about the settings on my cameras to make any intelligent use of them. Neither have I made much use of post-production technologies. Most of the pictures on this website are thus straight out of the camera using the most basic settings available. This summer, I began using Instagram, however, and with a little badgering from Moni, I finally starting using some of the filters available on that service. It’s still bad photography, of course, I wouldn’t produce anything else. (I do have principles, you know!) But I do think a few of these images are an improvement, so I thought I’d share a few of the Alaska-themed pics in a new post.

…er, this is that post.

(Click a pic to embiggen it. You know you wanna!)

2am in May (Barrow)
2am in May (Barrow)
Whale Skull During Spring Thaw (Barrow)
Whale Skull During Spring Thaw (Barrow)
Prudhoe Bay
Prudhoe Bay
Snow Flurries (Barrow)
Snow Flurries (Barrow)
Sunset Over Melting Sea Ice (Barrow)
Sunset Over Melting Sea Ice (Barrow)
Nalukataq (Spring Whaling Festival, Barrow)
Nalukataq (Spring Whaling Festival, Barrow)
Snow Sculpture (Part of Contest one Spring, Barrow)
Snow Sculpture (Part of Contest one Spring, Barrow)
Bears on Barter Island
Bears on Barter Island
Ducks on Ship Creek in Anchorage
Ducks on Ship Creek in Anchorage
Eskimo PSA (Barrow)
Eskimo PSA (Barrow)
Part of a Home in Point Hope
Part of a Home in Point Hope
Jigsaw Dumpster (Barrow)
Jigsaw Dumpster (Barrow)
Arctic Palm Trees (Barrow)
Arctic Palm Trees (Barrow)
Is that ship levitating? (Barrow)
Is that ship levitating? (Barrow)
Not Quite Ready for Winter (Barrow)
Not Quite Ready for Winter (Barrow)
Dumpster Fauna (Barrow)
Dumpster Fauna (Barrow)
Bear patrol springs into action! (Kaktovik, Barter Island)
Bear patrol springs into action! (Kaktovik, Barter Island)
Anchorage History on a Wall (Anchorage)
Anchorage History on a Wall (Anchorage)
Anaktuvuk Pass (Damn, it was cold that day!)
Anaktuvuk Pass (Damn, it was cold that day!)
Beach in August (Barrow)
Beach in August (Barrow)
Wainwright
Wainwright
Ice wall piled up after a storm (Barrow)
Ice wall piled up after a storm (Barrow)
Antfood Strikes! (Barrow)
Antfood Strikes! (Barrow)
Dew Line, Early Warning System (Barrow)
Dew Line, Early Warning System (Barrow)
Ship Creek was a natural bluescape that evening (Anchorage)
Ship Creek was a natural bluescape that evening (Anchorage)
Midnight Sun (Barrow)
Midnight Sun (Barrow)
Ice wall on the shore (Barrow)
Ice wall on the shore (Barrow)
Sea ice (Barrow)
Sea ice (Barrow)
Noon Flight out of Barrow (this doesn't quite capture the high winds)
Noon Flight out of Barrow (this doesn’t quite capture the high winds)
Melting! (Barrow)
Melting! (Barrow)
Turn! (Barrow)
Turn! (Barrow)
Poor Lonely Cold Light on a Dark Night! (Barrow)
Poor Lonely Cold Light on a Dark Night! (Barrow)
Abstract Alley (Anchorage)
Abstract Alley (Anchorage)
Eagle River as I Recall
Eagle River as I Recall
More Sea Ice (Barrow)
More Sea Ice (Barrow)
Museum in Anaktuvuk Pass
Museum in Anaktuvuk Pass
Northern Lights (Barrow)
Northern Lights (Barrow)
Chena River from Pike's Landing (Fairbanks)
Chena River from Pike’s Landing (Fairbanks)
Dew Line from a Distance (Barrow)
Dew Line from a Distance (Barrow)
Deadhorse (Prudhoe Bay)
Deadhorse (Prudhoe Bay)
Sunset Over a Pond (Barrow)
Sunset Over a Pond (Barrow)
Early Spring Thaw (Barrow)
Early Spring Thaw (Barrow)
Kivgiq Performance (Messenger Feast, Barrow)
Kivgiq Performance (Messenger Feast, Barrow)
Waignwright
Waignwright
Unusually open water in mid winter (Barrow)
Unusually open water in mid winter (Barrow)
The jellyfish invasion did not go as planned (Barrow)
The jellyfish invasion did not go as planned (Barrow)
Barrow
Barrow
Someone yarn-bombed a tree (Anchorage)
Someone yarn-bombed a tree (Anchorage)
Eagle River again
Eagle River again
Umiaq race on July Fourth (Barrow)
Umiaq race on July Fourth (Barrow)
Eagle River again
Eagle River again
Selfie (Anchorage)
Selfie (Anchorage)
Barge (Barrow)
Barge (Barrow)
Sea ice (Barrow)
Sea ice (Barrow)
This is a float-plane runway (Anchorage)
This is a float-plane runway (Anchorage)
Contrails point accusingly at seagulls. They say 'Bad Seagulls!' (Barrow)
Contrails point accusingly at seagulls. They say ‘Bad Seagulls!’ (Barrow)
Old Arctic Hotel (Barrow)
Old Arctic Hotel (Barrow)

 

 

 

 

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Sometimes the Ocean Takes Liquid Form

18 Thursday Feb 2016

Posted by danielwalldammit in Bad Photography

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Beach, Blue, California, Newport Beach, Ocean, Photography, Photos, Sea, Travel

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The Ocean through Moni’s Lens

This last December, I underwent a brief bout of Southyness. One of my favorite moments came when my gal took me to Newport Beach.

The thing about the beaches in California is you can actually swim in the water. I mean, I didn’t, but other people did and I saw it with my own two eyes. You can actually swim on those beaches. Right now, you can swim right in that water. Totally true story!

Right now, we can walk on our water.

No miracles necessary.

(Click to embiggen.)

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I think Moni took the big orange shot of the beach with my phone while I zoned out with the camera. I must have snapped over a hundred pictures of that silhouette family. Presumably, they have full bodies in a different light scheme. The mother kept taking pictures of her child and I just kept taking pictures of her doing it. Hopefully, she doesn’t mind.

…and hopefully, she isn’t really a shade, because then I’d be in big trouble.

All in all, it was a beautiful evening.

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With Apologies to the Moths Along I-40; My Summer! (Includes Pictures)

10 Thursday Sep 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Bad Photography, Las Vegas, Write Drunk, Edit Stoned

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Cooking, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, New Mexico, Road Trip, RPGs, Story-Telling, Summer, Vegas

Just an excitable boy!

Just an excitable boy!

Stays in Vegas, my ass! What happens in Vegas gets bigger, wilder, and more sordid with every retelling of the story!

My summer in Vegas might even have included the slaying of giants, for example. Dice might have been involved, but let’s not dwell on the details. Other frequent activities included book night. Book club did involve Scotch I believe, or at least a Corona. I could say that I really don’t remember the books and leave it at that, but it’s entirely possible that no books were to be found at book night.

…or even discussed for that matter.

And if RPGs and an occasional beer ain’t wild enough for a good Vegas yarn, then let me tell you about the museums. Yeah, that’s right. Vegas has museums! No, I’m not going to tell you about the mob museum, because that’s just what you’re expecting me to do. But Las Vegas does have a Mormon!

…Fort.

I do recall a bit of neon!

And then there was the place that went boom! Lots to lean at the museum that goes boom. More on that on another day. The Mojave Penguin at the Clark County Museum was cool! The Springs Preserve was annoying, then amusing, then kinda cool, but there were absolutely NO butterflies, dammit! Pin Ball, you already know about, and of course there is the sexy museum that isn’t really that sexy! I took a former student to that place.  He declined to go next door. Otherwise, we’d have some real story to tell.

I met an old friend in an alley. Shhhhhh….

Downtown is always fun, and the Container Park rocks!

…sometimes literally.

I narrowly escaped a giant flame-spouting mantis somewhere in that area. No big deal. So did the others, you might say. I know. I saved everyone!

Hoover Dam is still there. Much of the water isn’t. Dammit!

Also I biggened the moon while I was in the area. Yes, I did!

The strip? What happens on the strip might as well stay on the strip, cause I couldn’t care less.

Apparently, I am now on Instagram.

Bob still makes great steaks, and Pam hasn’t greened a chili in a long time, but this summer was special. Plus Moni approved my gringo tacos, so I is a happy cookery-guy!

Vegas might well have included the Santa Monica Pier and a visit to Church, unless I was just sober. Not that I’m not often sober, or that any of this will make sense to you, but I don’t give a damn.

If you make sense to people, they will only make sense back at you!

Vegas might also have included a Corn Dance and a lovely stay in Santa Fe, New Mexico, but hey, I told you what happens in Vegas gets bigger with every retelling. Sometimes Vegas itself gets bigger with every retelling.

Or so I telled you!

Big skies happen!

Big skies happen!

Moni almost went boom at the corn dance. My fault on accounta I’m a bad person, but red chili be praised! She came out okay. My thanks to the kind people at Santa Ana Pueblo!

On a serious note, I really enjoyed our stay at Rancho Gallina and a chance to visit a couple of old friends. If you are ever planning a stay in Santa Fe, do yourself a favor and check out this bed and breakfast!

Yeah, there were utility boxes too, in vegas I mean, and the utility was sometimes amazing! I mighta seen a few other street-arts, some of which were quite cool. Or maybe they were hot, but only if being hot is cool, if you’re cool with that, I mean!

Hot pots also happen!As does Kimchi! And Origami statues happen! Lots of happenings happen, as it happens.

The View from Pikes Landing

The View from Pikes Landing

I would tell you that Vegas included the Chena River, but that might be stretching the bounds of credibility, so I’ll just admit that was Fairbanks. I went to Fairbanks before I became really Southy, and Fairbanks was cool. That said, credibility is a damned kill-joy and he’s not invited into any more of my stories!

Also, I really am a bad man, and I will probably be kicked next time I go to Vegas.

That’s ‘boiled alive’ in What-happens-in-Vegas talk!

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You may click to embiggen!

Biggish Moon
I’m pretty sure this counts as metagaming!
A kind and helpful sign.

Container Art
Yeah, this is kinda creepy.
Hot Pot!

Kimchi!
The terrible beast at the gates of the container park
A great guardian mantis stands outside the container park.

Container Park is Contained!
Container Rock
I geek! yes, I do.

Carpe no diem. …in lake Meade
Hoover Dam (Kinda sad)

Er, …the Los Angeles part of Vegas.

Santa Monica is pretty, but I worry about the fauna. ..flora. …fauna. …Argh!
So this is what people do in sunny and beautiful places!
Piers happen!

Comedian John Fugelsang and the Choir.
I wish I could tan like that!

Moar Street Art!

Back of the container park.
A Phoenix in the back of the old Huntridge Theater. …Irony is a cruel mistress!
The Precious Slut Tattoo Parlor

Run away!
Splash of color!
Zebra’s happen!

Mural by ARG
Back of the Beauty Bar as I recall.
Also the back of the Beauty Bar.

Nuther one from the back of the Beauty Bar.
Hammerheads also happen
oooh, …sexy!

Pretty!
Near downtown.

Museums. …I like the one that goes boom!

The Neon Museum (AKA the Boneyard)
One Aisle
Inside the Mormon Fort!

Told you the museum goes boom!
You need these at the museum that goes boom!

Okay, the Springs Preserve had plenty of these butterflies.
Desert Bighorns! …the artsy kind at the Springs Preserve.

On the road again…

(My friend Monica took a lot of these images, and I think she even tweaked the colors a bit for her Instagram page.)

Blue in front of us and blue behind us.
Road
Clouds

Near Gallup
A bluing path
Me Drivinating!

Sunset
Moni likes clouds!
Near Gallup

the road is cloudy and cool!

Santa Fe and thereabouts.

Rancho Gallina
Entrance to Rancho Gallina
The dining hall and office for Rancho Gallina

Rancho Gallina
Interior of Rancho Gallina
Common Area (Rancho Gallina)

Desk and Fireplace at Rancho Gallina
Santa Fe
Spanish Market

View from a friend’s house.
At the Museum of Contemporary Indian Art associated withe the Institute of American Indian Arts
We have no pictures of the corn dance.

My friend had another guest.
Origami Tower
Airplanes taking off

Rock,Paper,Scissors

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Behold! The Utility Boxes of Maryland Parkway

23 Thursday Jul 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Bad Photography, Las Vegas, Street Art

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Adolfo R Gonzalez, Art, Holly Rae Vaughn, Las Vegas, Nanda Sharifpour, Street Art, Su Limbert, Tatiana Handig, UNLV

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Art by Arg

I’m not sure who first decided utility boxes would make a good canvas for local artists, or what city first tested this theory, but I like it. Happily, Las Vegas Has seen at least one such project, Zap 7, resulting in a number of wonderful paintings along Maryland Parkway and the general vicinity of UNLV.

My friend Moni and I first discovered a few of these murals while puttering about Vegas earlier this summer. One day with a little more time on my hands, I headed down Maryland Parkway with a camera. In time, a few specific artists seemed to jump out at me, but I really enjoyed the lot of the work here.

I always hesitate a little before doing these posts, both because art ain’t really my area, and because I always miss stuff. …and then of course I can’t include everything anyway. I have to leave out some of the stuff I did find. So, I’m just posting as a fan, and feeling like a guilty fan for not fanatizing enough about this stuff.

Yeah, that’s right. I said ‘Fanatizing’. Deal with it!

So, let’s just start this one off with a few random pieces.

(Click to embiggen! …you know you want to.)

Rebel wolf!
Evel Knievel
Mariachis

Bluebird
Lady n Blue
Stylish Dragon

Of course!
Digging the eye.
I have no idea what’s going on here, but it’s kinda cool.

Kinda posty!
Holly Rae Vaughn did this one. (See the videos.)
Pixilated Bunny

Tatiana Hantig choose to focus on local varieties of endangered plants and animals. These are just a few of the pieces she put up.

Greater Sage Grouse
Moapa Dace
Steamboat Buckwheat

Grey Wolf

Nanda Sharifpour’s personal website painted this whimsical set of murals. I’m kicking myself for not coming back when the shadows have moved on, but hopefully her work can overcome my laziness. I seriously loved this set.

Big and Orange
Tall and Blue
Back of the big orange piece.

Nanda’s Sig.
Close Up

Su Limbert produced a number of small creatures, many of which seem to be a little on the odd side.

…metaphysically speaking, I mean.

Gotta watch them coyotes!
Tiny Utility
Cute Little Buggers

Fractured Bunny
These little fellows look almost normal.
Odd Rabbit and some friends.

Su Sig!

Adolfo R. Gonzalez did a number of colorful paintings, one of which is located at UNLV, just outside of the Humanities building,

…which is an old haunt of mine.

…a long time ago.

Purple Lady!
Okay, now she’s blue!
Dali at UNLV

It’s Dali Time!
Doggie!
Noway! Now that lady is orange.

A copy of these artists (Tatiana Handig, Holly Rae Vaughn, and Holly Rae Vaughn again. ) even did videos of their work. Here is one video showing a project for Desert Breeze Park. I seem to have missed some of this stuff.

…dag-nabbit!

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Workin’ it for the Camera!

20 Wednesday May 2015

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Amusing, Animals, Chipmunks, Funny, Humor, Photography, Sex, Squirrels

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Who’s a sexy girl?

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Posted by danielwalldammit | Filed under Animals, Bad Photography

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The Dumpsters of Atqasuk

15 Friday May 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Alaska, Bad Photography, Street Art

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Alaska, Art, Atqasuk, Dumpsters, Garbage, Murals, Photography, Street Art, Travel

128Since I seem to be sharing dumpster art these days, I thought I’d post some pictures from a trip to the village of Atqasuk. I spent some time there last April, I think. It’s a small village of a little over 200 people located on the Meade River.

Naturally, their dumpster graffiti features prominently in my pictures from that trip. This community appears to be a little more interested in public service announcements than artsy murals, but some of the announcements have an artsy side of their own.

(Click to embiggen. you know you wanna!)

Dumpster Goodness!

Slightly want to rearrange these two
Healthy!
Good Idea!

John 3:16 + 1.
Just fine, and you?
Gotta represent the Numbers!

Kinda Cool!
Love is so distant!
Tic Tac Toe

If you insist!
Important value
Good advice, …maybe not outside.

General Images

Playground
It was cold!
Satellites

A little tech makes the winter more cooler!

Planography!

Coastline
Ridges in the ice
Moar Ridges!

Ridgy Goodness!

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Moar Dumpster Goodness!

10 Sunday May 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Alaska, Bad Photography, Street Art

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Alaska, Art, Barrow, Bears, Garbage, Murals, Street Art, Walrus, Whale

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Gotta watch out for bears around here!

I’ve said it before, I know. What do you mean, you don’t remember? Well I have

(And I’m deeply hurt that some of y’all don’t remember this thing that I once said before.)

…I think.

Anyway, it remains just as true now as whenever it was that I said it before; Barrow has the best dumpsters! Yes, it does. Here are a couple new ones, and one that I think I somehow missed a ways back.

And yes, that’s it, just a brief moment to indulge in a little dumpster-based jingoism, and with that I’m outta here.

…actually, I am literally outta here. Time to fly South for a little time away from the frozen North.

I miss it already!

(click to embiggen!)

Whaling theme
Front view of a Bowhead
Bear-centric image

Walrus front and center!
Talofa!
Backside of Talofa


 

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Recollections of WIPCE 2014

07 Thursday May 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Bad Photography, Native American Themes, Street Art

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American Indians, Art, Conferences, Hawaii, Indigenous Issues, Street Art, Time, WIPCE, World Indigenous Peoples Conference on Education

IMG_1010closeupIt was almost a year ago that I attended the World Indigenous Peoples Conference on Education, held on the campus of Kapiʻolani Community College in Oahu.

This was a beautiful but rather surreal experience for a number of reasons. First and most obvious, the muggy heat of Oahu was a bit much for me after a winter in the arctic. …not so much that I wouldn’t want to go again, but, yes there was a day or two that had me longing for the air conditioning of my room. Second, I haven’t attended many academic conferences for some time. So, it felt odd to be back in that mix and listening to the sort of papers I remember from days long past and ambitions long since set aside. As usual, the panels were a fair mix of dull to amazing with plenty of kinda-both happening as well, which is exactly as I would expect it to be.

I remember sitting in one of the conference panels and thinking something about the whole conference really bothered me. At first, I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but then I realized how much of a hassle it had been moving from one panel to the next. Everyone had been rushing around pretty quickly. They were not quite pushy, but folks had definitely been moving with a purpose, …almost a vengeance. It wasn’t just that this was unpleasant, which would make it a lot like a lot of other conferences. What bothered me was just how uncharacteristic it felt, given the participants. What had bothered me, I realized, was that I wasn’t really accustomed to seeing indigenous people proceeding with such reckless abandon through a schedule. That’s when it donned on me that we were not on Indian time. We weren’t even close. The panels for this conference had been scheduled so tight, you had to leave early or arrive late to a panel in most cases. Being good scholars, people were getting the job done, but the end result was an indigenous gathering with a sense of time better suited to caricatures of German culture than Native anything. This is what had seemed incongruous to me, and I couldn’t help but chuckle when I realized it.

Hell, in Barrow, we don’t even think of it as a native thing, because the rest of us are the same way. What sociolinguists call “Indian time”, we would call “Barrow Time” up here. If an event begins at 8, that’s means 9ish, and even then, don’t be surprised if things actually start around 10. But Barrow Time isn’t just a sense that start times are iffy; it’s also a sense that the people present count more than the clocks. Events proceed when a certain critical mass of people have arrived, said their greetings and settled in comfortably.

…and that’s when we’re in a hurry.

The bottom line is that this conference did NOT have the usual leisurely pace that I’ve grown to expect from indigenous communities. I suppose this could have been a reflection of the limited samples I’ve experienced in my own lifetime. I still think it far more likely that the difference in behavior could be attributed the conference schedule. Left to their own devices, I can’t help thinking some of these folks would have proceeded much more slowly, a lot more deliberately, and in the process gotten to know each other a bit better.

It was outside on the campus of the college where the tone of the conference seemed most fitting, what with people milling around, chatting, and taking in the entertainment. This is where each of the communities present really represented themselves best. At one point, there was a mini-powwow out on the grass, and of course the Maori kept storming the stage to perform a haka. A Sami lady sang a lovely song in the opening ceremonies, but I’m a right bastard for leaving my camera in its case at that particular moment. Ainu held a wonderful round dance toward the end of the conference, and you can almost tell how great it was from the film. …almost.

At some point I snuck downtown to capture some of the street art. A trip to  Punahou School and a visit with a friend out on the coast rounded out he trip nicely. Anyway, here are some photos and videos.

Unfortunately, I only captured a small portion of the performances. A lot of coolness just didn’t quite make it through my lens. I thought I’d share what I can here now, because some of it really was kind of fun.

(You may click to embiggen)

Let’s start with a few general pictures.

random Bird
Unfortunate Eel (Lucky Fisherman Not Pictured)
Sunset II

Sunset

A Small Selection of Performers.

A Sami Guy taking a picture
Hawaiian Dancers III
Hawaiian Dancers

I can’t remember the island these guys are from. Their dance was really cool.
Unidentified Dancer
Ainu

Hawaiian Dancers II
Hawaiian Dancer IV
Australian Youth Group

Street Art!

Mural
Mural II
Close-Up

Close-Up II
Mural III
Mural IV

Mural V
Mural VI
Cloe-Up III

Close-Up V
Mural VII
Mural VIII

Mural IX
Mural X
Mural XI

Mural XII
Mural XIII
Close-Up VI

Close-Up VII

Maori Haka

A Youth group from Australia. (As I recall this dance had to do with the introduction of European honey-bees into Australia. …the most salient difference between them and the local variety being the presence of a barbed stinger.)

Hula Dancers.

Let’s finish it off with that round dance I mentioned earlier.

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An Uncommon Sunset

26 Monday Jan 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Bad Photography, Uncommonday

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Cars, Hawaii, Humor, Monday, Nevada, Odd, Photography, Sunsets, Travel

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I came across this vehicle last summer in Henderson, Nevada.

 

 

Since I feel a little bit bad about the bait and switch, how about this one from Hawaii last May?

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The Crystal Gallery Ice Sculpture Contest in Anchorage, A Review

08 Thursday Jan 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Alaska, Bad Photography

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Alaska, Anchorage, Art, Humor, Ice Sculpting, Photography, Sculpting, Winter

Last year I was in anchorage in early December, just a bit too early to catch the completed ice sculptures of this annual competition. I still got some interesting pics, but as I didn’t get the final products, what I got never quite found its way into the blog. This year, I’m stoked, because I’m in town later than before, and that means I get to check out the completed work.

Yeah-boyee!

So, let’s have a look at the completed projects for this year’s Crystal Gallery Ice Competition.

(You may of course click on an image to embiggen it.)

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We can begin with this spectacular bit of minimalism, well placed in front of a colorful tree. It takes courage for an artist to run with an idea like this. Such a simple composition and so profound, all of it beautifully executed.

I really like this one.

Seriously, I am so excite to arrive in time to see the completed works here. This is really a treat!

??????????????????????????????? Now this piece, here is some real talent. I mean, the symmetry of it all, and I really like the use of color. I mean, you wouldn’t think that would be a factor in an ice-sculpting competition, but seriously, this piece has some real color going for it. Also, it’s very blocky. Yes, it’s quite block-like.

Why don’t these pieces have titles anyway? I would have entitled it “Colorful Block of Ice.” The artist should totally go with that!

???????????????????????????????This array of rough hewn blocks in front of the tree has a definite, um, ethos. Reminds me of Santa’s Reindeer, the way they are all stretched out in a line like that. I don’t know who the artist is, but hey art guy, if you’re looking for a title, I would suggest; “Reindeer in Front of a Tree.” It really is an excellent piece, but my one quibble would be that you know there are supposed to be more of them, 8 I think, or is it 9 with Rudolph? I forget the exact number, but I’m pretty sure that you need to add more.

…also, they are kind of blocky.

…for Reindeer, I mean.

DSC00731These guys over here look kinda lonely. I don’t think they made the cut, really. Better luck next time guy! If you don’t mind a little suggestion, perhaps, you could do something a little more intricate. Please don’t be offended. It’s just…

I mean, I know I’m not an artist. I just think, well, you know. Anyway, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t presume. I mean it’s your vision, and I respect that. It’s just.

I dunno.

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I think this one is some kind of ironic commentary on the public facilities around Anchorage, which I think is way cool. I mean, I know some people don’t like it when art gets too political, but personally, I like the edgy feel of it.

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Yellow on blue? Okay, I simply love the way some of these guys work with colors! That really was a surprise here. Maybe some sort of study in contrasts or a meditation on the color green. I don’t know.

I just can’t help feeling the sculpture could have put more effort into shaping the piece.

No, nevermind. That’s just conventional thinking on my part. Who am I to question this guys vision? You rock-on block-carving ice-sculpture guy.

Rock on!

???????????????????????????????Now this is shear brilliance! It totally has my vote for ‘best in Show’. Do we get to vote? I mean, is the public part of this? Or is it, just professionals? I mean, well I don’t know. You just, you really gotta hand it to this artist. He has the shape of the blocks down perfect. So symmetrical, and so boxy! I mean, others seem to be exploring similar shapes, but I really think this piece nails it perfectly.

I’m also kinda hoping, we can move on to some more ideas here soon, because honestly, how are y’all gonna top this? You can’t really. Once perfection has been perfected, you just gotta go find your own bliss.

…preferably not in a block.

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I just, I dunno.

These guys really aren’t listening.

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Fuck it! I’m going to Humpy’s.

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