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A Late Night Conversation

01 Sunday Sep 2019

Posted by danielwalldammit in General

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#Hypotheticals, Couple, Devotion, Funny, Humor, Love, Questions, Revenge, Violence

Elaborate ScenelMoni: honey if a man shot at me and I died, would you avenge me.

Me: mmmm …maybe.

(Whack!)

Moni: you wouldn’t avenge me?

Me: I’d step in front of the bullet.

Moni: Awe!

…

Moni: But suppose you don’t get there in time, would you avenge me?

Me: What did you do to this guy anyway?

(WHACK!)

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A Rather Excitable Exit

25 Monday Jun 2018

Posted by danielwalldammit in Minis, Uncommonday

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Alarm, Ambiguity, Doorway, Exit, Funny, Humor, Porthole, Pun, Stress

Poor thing!

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Thanks Fido, It Was a Rhetorical Question

20 Wednesday Jul 2016

Posted by danielwalldammit in Animals

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Broke, Cats, Destruction, Funny, Hard Times, Humor, Memories, Money, Pets

This was many years back, and it may be too much information, but I still think it’s a funny story. Sad to say, it’s not fiction

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Fido

The Culprit

How low can you sink in life?

That was my question, sitting there on the toilet seat, staring at the roll of toilet paper standing upright on the floor in front of me, my last roll of toilet paper.

…and realizing it was damned near out.

My cats were there to help me of course, as they always are when I head to the bathroom, but neither Fido nor Junkmail had any special skill in toilet-paper assessment. They flittered about my feet a little while before sliding one by one out the door and leaving me to ponder this new dilemma all by myself.

Would it be enough?

And might I need more before the day was out?

I knew I was also out of napkins, because I had used a bit of toilet paper for a napkin the night before. Presumably, I didn’t have any paper towels either. I would certainly have used one of those at dinner, if it’d been available.

So much for the store bought stuff!

I wondered if a few extra napkins from a fast food joint might be tucked away in a coat pocket somewhere, or perhaps stuffed into a space near the computer. Could I have set one to the side while downing a burger?

Maybe.

But of course, getting through the crisis of the moment was one thing; living through the next couple days was another. I really didn’t want to spend the five dollars remaining in my wallet on a package of toilet paper. So, this was a tough call.

I thought perhaps I could walk over to the mall and use their toilet, but wow! That’s desperation. When you can’t afford your own toiletries, you know life hasn’t turned out the way you planned.

I supposed I could get a single roll at the store for a little over a dollar if I remembered the prices correctly. That would leave me with about 4 dollars for other things. I preferred to buy in bulk, but that was no longer an option, much less a preference. In toiletries too, the inefficiencies of poverty prevail, even for those of us with no valid excuses for being poor. I had long since lost count of the stupid mistakes that had put me in this situation.

“Idiot!”

There was nothing feigned about that little moment of self-contempt. I was pretty pissed at myself. How much worse can things get I wondered, as I reached for the roll? How much more pathetic?

In a blaze of black and cream-colored fur, Fido flew into the room, tackled the roll and tumbled into the far corner of the bathroom just out a little beyond the reach of my hand. His claws and teeth whirled furiously about for a second or two before he darted out the door just as quickly as he’d entered it.

And there I sat, my hand still extended, staring at the pile of shreds that had formerly been my last roll of toilet paper.

 

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A Visit to the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas

05 Friday Jun 2015

Posted by danielwalldammit in Childhood, Las Vegas

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Arcades, Asteroids, Funny, Las Vegas, Museums, Non-Profits, Nostalgia, Pinball, Video Games

A rather Unpretentious Sign

A rather unpretentious sign

I was 14 when my family moved to the Las Vegas area. We’d been traveling through on a regular basis for many years, almost always stopping for a day or two. This was long before the place had grown it’s Disneyesque side. So, a night on this town always meant I was essentially along for the ride.

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Sooner or later, I knew Mom & Dad would head out onto the casino floor. What this meant for me was time in the arcade. Just about every casino had them, and back in the day, that was just about all they had for the under-age crowd. Sometimes I enjoyed this and sometimes I didn’t, but for many years I experienced Vegas largely through the the video games of the day. So, you can imagine my pleasure at discovering the Pin Ball Hall of Fame!

It’s a funny thing how nostalgia seems to carry it’s own kind of contagion. A visit to the past never quite sticks to the themes one starts with. Walking through the aisles of this place makes me think of music heard in decades; people I haven’t seen in ages, and buildings long since torn down or remodeled till they can no longer be recognized. It’s a funny thing to count Vegas as your home, even if it’s one you’ve been away from most of your adult life. But this place takes me back to the early years in Vegas. I couldn’t possibly feel more like I belong in Vegas than I do as I hit the play button on a game of Asteroids. I hadn’t seen that game in I don’t know how long. Yet here it sits, along with countless memories!

But that’s just me. The Pinball Hall of Fame (PBHoF) could probably stir some memories up for most of us old enough to remember these old games.

If you want to see a labor of love just come to 1610 E. Tropicana Avenue. The building houses countless pinball machines and arcade games stretching back for decades. yes, you can play the games. In most cases you can play them for a quarter, and by ‘a quarter’, I actually mean ‘a quarter.’ I most certainly do NOT mean tokens. Some of the more modern games take 50 to 75 cents, but for the most part, a game that would have cost you 25 cents in 1980 will cost you that now at this establishment.

The PBHoF is a non-profit run by Tim Arnold, and that helps the experience a great deal. He always appears hard at work, doing his best to keep the machines up and running, and he seems to do so for the sake of the games themselves. I can only imagine the many ways a business could milk this experience for more cash, and probably ruin the experience in the process. As it is today, you’ll find yourself walking around with a few quarters in your pocket looking for the right game to play the, just as you might have when some of these machines were shiny and new.

Oh yes!

Oh yes!

My favorite game is still Asteroids, though a few dollars were enough to prove I no longer possess the ability to roll the score over. As I recall, a good player back in the 80s could fill hours of time on a single quarter. My best was a little over one hour. Today, it’s a few minutes.

I also enjoyed trying a number of the old pin ball games, taking in the art-work and the narrative themes used to sell them. Several of these old gems included a information telling us a little about who designed and manufactured it and what made the game distinctive as it came out.

I particularly enjoyed some of the oldest games in the place, the ones that didn’t fit into a common paradigm. Game designers tried many different things over the years, and quite a few of them can be found here. This old baseball game is a great example. It seems simple enough, but it was quite hard to play. What fascinates me about it is the way it sets up the challenge. It’s a unique approach, one that hasn’t found its way into any of the popular game themes of the last few decades.

Of course the site also includes vintage bubble-gum and candy dispensers and an odd leg massage machine that I wouldn’t quite describe as relaxing. (It wasn’t exactly unpleasant, but well, I really can’t describe it.) You can even watch an old flip card movie of a Joe Lewis fight. You could test your romantic side for a quarter or prove your strength for the same. One of the more amusing features of the old games would have to be the extra instructions needed to explain some of the old coin intakes. I suppose they are necessary now, and that too makes me smile.

I couldn’t pretend that I found all the treasures of this place in my two visits. That’s okay though, because I plan to go back.

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One Aisle
Nuther Aisle
Still another row of machines.

Quarters!
Looking for new stuff!
Oh Hell yeah!

Test Your Strength!
Old Bowling game
Air Hockey!

Best of Vegas is well earned, but I like the message to parents on the back wall.
Apparently this machine was not impressed with me.
But of course!

I loved the sounds on this game.
I suppose this was obligatory.
This was a very odd game,

Oldie
Martians!
Surprisingly free of cheesecake.

Miss Robin Hood is kind of hot.
Miss Robin Hood
I can’t decide whether to laugh or cringe.

I love the details in some of the game art.
Info. card!
An Oldie!

Guns & Roses
…well, of course!
G&R

Pool Sharks!
Golden Arrow!
detail from Golden Arrow

Bowling Queen!
Baseball
You see this image and you KNOW you hear the song! You know it!

Dr. Who
This game was hard.
You could control the direction of the spinning figure.

Hey kids, let’s crack a safe!
Gaters, they’re everywhere!
Fitting subject for a game.

I recall liking this game, but I never was any good at it.
This is just wrong!
Damn!

Always seem to be some under repair.
A rare game.
Arabian Nights

Snow Derby
Cleopatra gets her game on!
You can shoot stuff!

You could make this guy dance to the music of the Jetsons.
My favorite part was ringing the bell from “For Those About to Rock”
This made me feel all somehow.

I remembered this game could be frustrating.
Impossible!!!!
Yep, it was a KO.

Pirates of the Caribbean

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Workin’ it for the Camera!

20 Wednesday May 2015

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Amusing, Animals, Chipmunks, Funny, Humor, Photography, Sex, Squirrels

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Who’s a sexy girl?

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Posted by danielwalldammit | Filed under Animals, Bad Photography

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Censors! We Don’t Need No Stinking Censors!

09 Monday Jun 2014

Posted by danielwalldammit in Uncommonday

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Tags

Animaniacs, Animation, Cartoons, Funny, Humor, Prince, Pun, Television, Wit

Wait for it…

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An Uncommon Beer Tap.

12 Monday May 2014

Posted by danielwalldammit in Uncommonday

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Amber Ale, Anchorage, Beer, Drinking, Funny, Hot Wings, Humpy's, Oosik, Oosik Amber Ale

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If you click on it, it gets bigger. …really!

So, I’m at Humpy’s in Anchorage, and the hot wings really are hot (which is not always the case here in the land where salt and pepper count as bold spices). So, I’m well into my cups when I look up and see this beer tap. Hey, is that a walrus penis? Why, yes it is my lovely bartender Chelsey tells me. It’s for Oosik Amber Ale, which just happens to be what I’m drinking. So, naturally, I order another.

Had to. The wings were really hot.

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An Uncommon Fruit

28 Monday Apr 2014

Posted by danielwalldammit in Uncommonday

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Arctic, Bad Puns, Fruit, Funny, Humor, Meme, Pears, Photography, Pun

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(Thanks to Maria Falvey for helping me get this one.)

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An Uncommon Parrot Sketch

21 Monday Apr 2014

Posted by danielwalldammit in Re-Creations, Uncommonday

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419 Scams, Funny, Humor, Monty Python, Nigeria, Nigerian scammers, Parrot Sketch, Prank, Youtube

Okay we’ve all seen the original, and if you haven’t, then shame on you! Watch it 5.8 times and then come back.

What I don’t think we’ve all seen in the Nigerian version of the parrot sketch. Apparently, this is the result of a prank played on some 419 scammers. That said, I actually think they did the scene justice. The customer is particularly good.

 

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An Uncommon Car Phone (Among Other Things)

14 Monday Apr 2014

Posted by danielwalldammit in Music, Uncommonday

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Accoustic Guitar, Funny, Humor, Music, Odd, Surrealism, The Rugburns, Youtube

I think we’ll just let this one speak for itself.

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